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[Doctor Sun]

Is AIDS the joke? Is it A joke? Who are you trying to impress with this shit?

Detejubaraaleks responds:

Your mom!

[♪♫ My 2015 ♫♪]

Aw, man. You moved in with your girl, your cat is the kind that looks unhappy, and you've been drawing pictures. That's harsh, dude. I hope you pull through. I hope things look up for you. Our prayers are with you.

LinkTCOne responds:

You do realise this is satire, right?

[ChristmasTime With Father Falco!]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! EXPLOSIONS AND THE DEATH OF A FAMILY AT THE HOLIDAYS! PERFECT! SO FUNNY! YES! THAT'S HILARIOUS! You're so creative! Such a wonderful sense of humor! You're the greatest! Front page material! You should do this professionally. I hope you make a lot of money in your animation career. If you haven't already gone to college for this, I hope you do. You've got a bright future ahead of you. You should be a professional comedian and animator. You're really top notch. You understand humor in a way that most people don't. This is just fantastic. Great job! You get $15,000 for this! It's just THAT good! WOW! BRAVO!

SirLenward responds:

what!?!? XD

[SEQUENCE]

So to be clear, you didn't draw any of the characters, right? This is a sprite movie, same as if you used Mario or Sonic sprites, and the part you did was arranging them in Flash and adding some blood and stuff, right? I'm voting low because this isn't clearly indicated.

TechLeSSWaYz responds:

Ok.

[Return to the Playhouse]

You're fascinated with something you don't understand, and you think you're doing something strange and interesting and "dark" or "weird". But it's trite, shallow, and it's the effort of you and all your friends in your world of fun times and good things. You're afraid of the shit you're hinting at, because it's the kind of thing you've only seen alluded to in bad TV cartoons and stuff, and that you take in as conversational fuck material with your special little buddies. Have you ever spent even a whole day without talking to your friends? Without your gossip and giggles? You come at this like a brainless Squeaky wannabe, following a motif that has nothing to do with your life. You're on the opposite end of this and you'll never understand. This shit is plastic. You put a lot of effort into it, but it's still just scraps from your big party. Just make a fucking video of yourselves talking about your favorite most "messed up" or "deranged" cartoons, because that's all you've made here. A fan piece for those, and not a good one.

emily-youcis responds:

Thank God , I was getting kind of worried that I wasn't seeing any of my usual, large paragraphed, 0 star reviews. Now then:
I fear you have a bunch of things misconstrued. :/ Perhaps there is some sort of projection here.
This cartoon was solely my project, not any of my friends. I merely hired them to do additional voicework for me. If you want to blame anyone for this, blame only me.
You seem to be resentful of my "special little buddies." In response to your question, I have infact, sadly, spent 90 percent of my cartoonmaking carreer without gossip or giggles. I only got internet animator friends about a year and a half ago. Up until they found me, I guarantee you I had no human interaction in either the physical or internet world.
In regard to the themes in this cartoon being unrelated to my life, Oh Kid, if you only knew how related they were. Based on your review I'm sure we've shared some of the same hardships. You appear to be a sore-butted, lonely young thing just like Alfred here. Why dont you embrace our shared pain instead of spouting projected, nonsensical assumptions?
I'm sure you'll be a die hard Alfred Alfer fan in due time. You have that special bitter spunk. Perhaps you'll even have internet friends one day.
I'm happy I could finally retort a paragraph of Hate for this cartoon. Debating 12 year olds always gets my rocks off.

[Lost]

Don't wait for life to get better, because it doesn't. Where you're at, that's it. There's no one waiting, and it won't help you to look. The world is a half-dead writhing corpse with little bacterial colonies thrusting their way in and out of total oblivion. It's a nightmare out there. There's no more for you, and that's that. Just settle in and don't ask to know more, and for fuck's sake, don't pay attention to the ladies. Because which ever one you've got your eye on, that's the one they get to. That's who they take. And there' no going back. And no unknowing, and it's all real and unremovable. Just stay where you are, get comfortable, and never leave. Never look out. Never reach, never lean, never seek out anything more, because it's not there. Everything there is, is already where you're at, and there's no going over. Unless you're already at the horrid orgy and you're not excluded and the jealous fit is thrown by the inconsequential you don't understand, in which case, you're on the good path. You were born with the right genes to complement what you do. Maybe you're made for this planet, and maybe you're not. But if you are, watch out those who aren't, because there's one who understands it better than you but doesn't have the convenience of friendship to carry him to where you go with your fleshy pleasure companions-- and if you're the outcast, then seek no further, for all that's to be found is for the Vitruvian and his smiling hedonistic pleasure sluts. There's nothing else. You're one or the other. It's good to know early.

Big-Bad-Bombus responds:

APRIL FOOLS!

[Help Wanted]

Stop trying to offend people as the joke.

jlorp responds:

Thanks!

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

Biggs sure talks loud.

He's a loud talker.

Also, what IngramJ said.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

access denied

[The Best Clock Day Movie]

Want some stars?

Here, have 10. For the colors. It's got nice colors.

Minion777 responds:

I love colors.

[FirthVille]

myeh...

David Firth does some cool things. I think the creepiest thing about this movie though is that it's a flash movie made about another flash author. It's a bit like a beaver gnawing away the wood of a tree in the same fashion as another beaver it thought to be an especially significant wood gnawer, as a sort of tribute to that significant wood gnawer. Or, in less beaver-oriented terms, if a professional football player dressed up like another player for a game or two. That'd be weird.

Anyhow, what about the part of David's life that involves following Devo around with a camcorder?

Twelv responds:

myeh myeh myeh. I hate devvo. I think he's a stupid twit and refuse to assosciate him with my even stupider movies. Myef.